The Tell-Tale Signs that Someone’s a Snitch (feat. Mekhi Phifer) – Key & Peele


Hey, yo, no matter what, dawg,
don’t snitch. Okay, I ain’t
saying nothing, dude. You know me. I’d die
before I turn snitch. You tell them nothing,
they got nothing. Yeah. You think
J-Rock talking? Hell no, dawg. J-Rock is my cousin. That man would never snitch. (J-Rock)
All right,
so just chill out here? Cool. Hey, bring that ice when
you get that chance, Dwight. All right, man. [laughs] You the man, Dwight. [laughs] Sss…bitch-ass cop. What up, J-Rock? They hurt you
up in there? What you mean,
“hurt you”? Look like he just got back
from the fucking snack shop. What you say
to them, man? [suspenseful music] Nothing. You lying piece of sh– Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is my man
right here, a’ight? My brother. This man ain’t never
snitch on nobody, never. Whatever. Now, look… We in this together,
right, hmm? Nobody says nothing, right? – Right.
– Right. – Right.
– Right. Nobody gonna say nothing about how Big Earl
shot up that liquor store. No, no, no. It wasn’t Big Earl. What the hell
are you talking about? It wasn’t? Hell no. Buckshot’s the one
that held up that liquor store. Buckshot. ♪ ♪ [muttering] Now where’s he going? I don’t know,
maybe he’s going to the bathroom
or some shit. Man, he’s going in there
to snitch on us. No, no, listen,
let me tell you something. That’s my boy right there. We grew up together. That is a stand-up G. That man
would never snitch. Pizza time! Pizza time, pizza time. Everybody love
pizza time. ♪ Wake up in the morning,
it’s pizza time ♪ ♪ Go ahead and eat it,
it’s pizza time ♪ ♪ Pizza, pizza,
p-pizza time ♪ Motherfucking pig-ass cop,
man. – Oh, no.
– Hold on, hold on. – Snitch–
– Hold on, hold on. Now, J-Rock, um… where’d you get the pizza? Yeah. Back there. I–I– I bought it. You know what,
listen to me. This ain’t no fucking game,
okay? If I find out
you done snitched on us, I’m gonna bust a cap in your tiny
pizza-breath ass, and then I’m gonna bury you
in my mother’s basement with the rest
of the snitches. – [muttering]
– What? No, what’d he say?
What’d he say? Where you going?
Where you going? Where you going now?
Where you g– Oh, see, see? See, look, look. Look, he’s selling me out
right now. No, no, no, he’s saying that “I would never
sell out that man.” What? I’m telling you. All right, let’s go. – Let’s go, come on.
– Oh, hell, man. See, what’d I tell you,
Rockwell, huh? What I tell you? You snitch-ass– ♪ Roll with me,
roll with me ♪ ♪ Let the night unfold ♪ [horn beeps] – What the–
– ♪ With me ♪

100 comments on “The Tell-Tale Signs that Someone’s a Snitch (feat. Mekhi Phifer) – Key & Peele

  1. I think the code of honor among Thieves states that… ….
    you never bring it home.
    .
    Even cops don't police their own neighborhoods

  2. Why does everyone want to act tough? Little bitches cant handle not having wifi lol, they think they gonna stand strong in an interrogation room with 2 cops. Anybody who outwardly claims to be hard, gangster and "from the streets", fuck it..just about everyone will snitch on you when their ass is on the line. 99% of you are fake puppy soft wanna be asses lmao

  3. He wouldn't have gotten arrested in the first place if he didn't keep saying someone's a snitch while inside a police station

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  5. snitches are good for all of us exposing the criminals – its always ironic when this criminals that have no moral back bone criticize snitches as if they are not scumbags ,,, someone who rubbed an old lady house can criticize a snitch —- what hypocrites this people are —– of course snitches are usually criminals themselves and are no better usually (while usually they dong sometimes they actually do it cause of morality) …….

    …… this skit is funny btw just the comments are stupid – if someone kills your father steals from your grandmother sells drugs to your cousin destroying hes life than you would think snitches are a great thing

  6. Lol…my question is why was they there to begin with?if they wasnt under arrest they could have bounced .lol but love the skit tho

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