Please, “Buy” this Car!


You can trust this car… You can fuck this car. You wanna fuck this car? When you look at this car, what do you think? Lots of nice nooks and crannies to fuck in this one. I’m thinkin’ ’bout fuckin’ it, I’m thinkin’ ’bout… different angles I could come in at… Rubbing my face all over this dirt.
I’m thinkin’ ’bout fuckin’ it, I’m thinkin’ ’bout… different angles I could come in at… Rubbing my face all over this dirt. You ever just get in the dirt, in the mud, in the sand (I don’t care where) And you just start fucking as hard as you can and you notice it’s like… there’s friction there, the dirt’s getting in/there/ And it makes it hurt a little bit I get you, man. We’re friends, and you want to buy this car.
And it makes it hurt a little bit I get you, man. We’re friends, and you want to buy this car. Am I fucking the car or is the car fucking me? Pfffft.
I get you, man. We’re friends, and you want to buy this car. Am I fucking the car or is the car fucking me? Pfffft. $50,000 for this car. Would you pay $50,000 for aslutcar? I feel… I feel good when I touch this car. You could feel good too.

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